If I were sophisticated I would wear this to a sophisticated party. I imagine it would be in London or New York, perhaps Milan if I was feeling the need for a cosmopolitan getaway. I would drink champagne (despite the fact I don't like it) and laugh to myself at how it matched my dress. I would perhaps dance a little - and I'd have killer moves for once and my lipstick would most definitely not smudge onto my teeth. I would clamber gracefully into a cab at the end of the night and I would have enough money to pay the fair.
Until then I will sit in my joggers and hoodie and create outfits like this for a little entertainment.